For those of you who have been dying to take a trip to Orange County but are worried about paying too much for a hotel, I have your solution. Stay with us.


Orange County has much to offer. We have beautiful beaches, lots of fancy restaurants, car washes, hair salons and much more. We are right in between Los Angeles and San Diego and would love to show you around. We are also about 20 minutes for the Happiest Place On Earth. And have you heard? You get in free on your birthday. And all children under 3 are always free. Free is hard to come by here in the OC, just so you know.


The Strategically Placed Amigo Hotel has many amenities. We have a maid service that will pick up after you (me), an amazing chef who will cook three meals a day for you (me), a first class taxi service that will take you anywhere you want to go for free (me), free cable and internet, and your very own guest bedroom and bathroom that come with a fancy guest basket full of all the things you might have forgotten/need.



And if this isn't enough to persuade you to come visit us, let me remind you that you will ALSO get to spend time with the prettiest princess in all the land:

But seriously, people. We would love to have you. Devan has a queen size bed that she doesn't mind sharing. She'd rather sleep in our bed anyway.